Shotgun shuts his cakehole
25. Don't act my age.
Sterek/Sabriel/Destiel/Merthur/Johnlock/Janto
Sleeping with a big stuffed moose named Sam.


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viora-manor:

youhavetobelieveinme:

torn-by-dreams:

bakasuke-prince:

crimsonhymns:

ac110:

theshiningd:

cautioncat:

I think this could be considered a reference…

Reference, indeed.

Oh.

i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
whatare you eventrying to accomplishthis isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god

…Fucking Olympics.

3 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 59,370 notes
astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:


omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!
what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown reallyyou are supposed to be a fashion icon 

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:

omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!


what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon 

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

3 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 97,080 notes
3 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 25,653 notes
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transgirltumbling:

transitiontransmission:

Father Confronts Transgender Child Who is Shopping for a Prom Dress.  On ABC’s show What Would You Do?

This is actually way better than what I thought was going to happen.

Yeah, me too.  It’s not perfect, but I’m glad that most people were supportive.

3 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 49 notes
amsterdamnedd:

it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history

amsterdamnedd:

it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history

3 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 33,501 notes
joyful-destynie:

What do they mean they don’t know how or when?!?!

joyful-destynie:

What do they mean they don’t know how or when?!?!

3 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 34 notes

klartie:

costanzastan:

jacobfuckedme:

klartie

fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find

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jesus christ dad what the fuck 

except no.

with the fake text posts lbr we kno u decapitated a bratz doll for the sad, sad purpose of this post

image

4 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 146,097 notes

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt.

4 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 157,086 notes
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mistressofclockwork:

aboriginalistic:

loki-dokey:

noa-aa:

tyleroakley:

So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.

I always love seeing this video, it’s the cutest thing.

AHHHHHHHHH I’M SO HAPPY NOW

This will literally be me.

I started clapping and screaming oh my god this was perfect

4 hours ago on June 18th, 2013 | J | 80,054 notes
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